Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
do herpes really smell.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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