it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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