Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
