i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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