Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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