What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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