Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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