I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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