fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Small penises have feelings too.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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