Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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