Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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