After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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