somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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