It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
A bitchslap is in order.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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