I want to walk on stilts...naked
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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