Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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