is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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