why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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