there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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