im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I want her autograph on my taint
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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