So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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