I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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