The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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