you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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