idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
you never un-have a 4some
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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