just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i came on her dog
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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