glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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