On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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