Don't you send me to vm
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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