This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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