If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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