I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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