He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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