Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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