you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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