this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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