Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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