You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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