Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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