Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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