what if I'm pregnant?
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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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