This is not my ceiling
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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