I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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