well you can't waste a boner
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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