it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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