You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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