Cold hands, warm shart.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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