I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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