Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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