So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Randomize