Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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