Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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