He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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