i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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