I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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