Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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