It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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