He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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