You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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